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Labour's bacon Sandwich Fail Show They Are Unfit To Govern
Some people might think Boggart Blog has the same style of rabid hatred for all Labour politicians and Labour supporters and lefties reserve for Michael Gove. [ ... ] Take for your example the infamous bacon sandwich incident on the day before the European elections. Warned that Labour were losing votes to UKIP because working class people felt the party was elitist and out of touch, some out of touch elitist in the Labour Public Relations team decided Ed, who is not religious but is Jewish all the same, should be pictured eating a working class breakfast, a bacon sandwich.
Some of Boggart Blog's more scientifically minded readers used to get a bit tetchy when we blogged about the experiments carried on at the particle accelerator at CERN or "The Large Hardon Collider," as we called it. Science fans never like anyone ...
Doctors may withhold treatment from patients with "green lifestyle issues."
Not Qualified To Press A Button
Drivers Cool About Electric Cars
HMS Politically Correct - The New Navy
Another French Hopeful With His Foot In His Mouth
Mrs Obama and the most expensive knickers in the world. The Currant Bun las week was full of news and comment about Mrs Obama going on a spending spreed in sexy undies shop Agent Provocateur that ended up with her spending £32,000 ($50,000) on sexy knickers. In one way this is hrad to believe. Why would the first lady lash out on ... [ more comedy and satire posts ]The Lard Hadron Collider
As excitements grows in the scientific community about the imminent announcement from the Large Hadron Collider team at CERN about how they have nearly found something interesting, Xavier Connolly explains why the whole thing is just a science a scam.
Drivers Cool About Electric Cars
Not Qualified To Press A Button
New Toilet Computer Game Will Really Piss People Off
Take your Ugg boots and stick them so far up your ...
GCSE Skydiving? And They Call It Education?
There Are Some Very Weird People Out There
Another grim Year For Everything
Scientists Are Cupid Stunts: Here's The Scientific Evidence
When Will Egypt Get True Democracy
We Might As Well Ask The CRU climate scientists to forcast the economic trends
Don't Eat All The Pies - You Could Be Chewing On A Nasty Surprise by Ian Thorpe.
Blackberry Crumble but Offer A RIMjob
Vegemite Of Mass Destruction
How To Look Good Naked Gok Wan Outed
Mozart Myth Exposed - Classical Music Does Not Make Brighter Babies
Tapping The Admiral
Cornish Pasty WarsNanny State's Thought Police Are Coming To A Restaurant Near You
There be grumblings down in the west country, ooh - arrr. They ig'rant Dev'ners is trying to say they'm inventing t' Corrrrnish Pasty an' Corrrrnwall stoleded it of'n un."
The controversy arises from a discovery made in the audit book of a 16th century Devonian housekeeper who had written ...
Government Warning - Trees Can Damage Your Health
URGENT HEALTH WARNING FROM H.M. GOVERNMENT - Standing under or near tress can seriously damage your health and lead may kill.
Our old friends at the Health and Safety Executive featured in our last blog (BTW apologies to readers who were expecting this post yesterday, there's a nasty bug going round the nether world and your favourite Boggart needed to take a sickie) when we highlighted Bozza Johnson's rantings at the ludicrous nannying of this bunch of hard - hatted, toetector - wearing fascists who seem intent on eliminating any kind of risk from our lives by making us prisoners of ...
Find more Health and safety lunacy at Nanny State Menu
Dolphins Don't Drink You learn something every day. Yesterday, tucked up in bed with my cold and daytime TV I learned that Dolphins don't drink. Not "don't drink" in the sense of avoiding alcohol but don't drink full stop.Supermarkets To Offer Love For Sale - With Loyalty Points Sex workers in supermarkets, red light areas in the mall. Why not, it's the only area of business the corporate retail gians have not taken over yet. Wonderful, wonderful Schadenfreude
There are various theories as to why. Some zoologists say it is ...
To be honest I was pissed off about the rioting, if there is one thing it's had to find any amusement in, it is people losing their homes, possessions and even being physically injured.
Then a former colleague, another northerner who spent a lot of ...
Monty Python Joins Government's Lifestyle Police
Midsomer Gang Wars The Politically Correct Thought Police have the fictional coppers of Midsomer Murders in their sights. They say there are no ethnic minority members in the cast. So while most of us ordinary punters are fine with prople from Africa, the Caribbean Asia and the Indian Sub Continent we have yet another reason to hate politically correct lefties ... read full item
Amongst the numbers of missing and unaccounted for in the aftermath of Hurricane Rita are a number of fully armed combat dolphins who are trained to carry out missions behind enemy lines. Such Dolphins are not expected to return from their assignments but be happy to lay down their lives in the service of their country.
No matter what party rules it seems nothing can stop the march of Nanny State and her Politically Correct Thought Police as they lead us towards an Orwellian dystopia. Nanny's latest target it seems is restaurants where we will soon not be able to sit down to a meal without her admonishing finger wagging under our noses.
Rolf Paints The Queen.
Find uot from Boggart Blog's unseen reporter what happened when artist, music maker and professional Australian Rolf Harris was invited to pain a portrait of the queen.
Dance Me To The End Of Sanity
A team of scientists have found that men who are good at dancing have the most sex appeal.
That scientists can be so arse - brained as to carry out such a pointless survey should astound nobody. That scientists can draw such an arse - brained conclusion makes one wonder if the Intelligent Design people might be onto something after all, because the study was inspired by one of Darwin's ....Read all
The Grey and White Peril Coming To Your Backyard
A new hazard threatens the peace and security of the Nimby's who so recently fled the social chaos of the urban jungle to seek a better quality of life in the country. These people are now clamouring to get back into loft apartments cocooned safely in the regeneration areas of the city centres as nature red in tooth and claw conspires to drive them to ...Read all
Cup - Bearer to the Celebs
Mariah Carey would have us believe that she is a regular sort of girl who does not mind getting her hands dirty and not the egomaniacal diva some sections of the media suggest.
So what does a regular sort of girl do when she goes into Starbucks? Well if she is in any way at all regular she does not take her cup-bearer along ... Read all
Education, Education, Edu - Show me the money
Forgive me for feeling like a smug bastard but once again I have been proved years ahead of the mainstream in my thinking. A friend remind me of a conversation we had years ago when, after the unfortunate death of John Smith we were discussing the prospects of the new Labour Leader.
Amid much wailing and gnashing of teeth we held up silver crucifixes, chewed garlic and ...Read all
Chip and Pin on my shoulder
Went Christmas (oops, sorry - I mean "Wintermas," got to be P.C. - shopping today. Every shop I went in the chip and pin system was not running. Now I recall earlier this year getting lots of mail from my bank about how great the chip and pin system was and yet, far from having teething problems like any other baby, it seems to have been born without a head
The Chronicles of Nadia?
On seeing the schedule of new film releases for this week I had a panic attack. "Oh no," I screamed, "some idiot has made a film about that noisy transsexual from Big Brother, the one with the stupendously unreal breasts. But the reality was worse, I had read Nadia for Narnia; someone has made a film about those stupendously boring ... Read all
Last of the Summer Whine
We hear that some curmudgeonly folk have been writing to the dear old Beeb complaining that Last Of The Summer Wine is past its sell by date. How dare they!
Must all be New Labourites of course, as Blair's shoddy, money grubbing government shuts care homes in order to finance tax credits for ...Read all
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